Jurgensen 

Someone who kills computers in cisco class because of downloading porn. Someone that is a Jurgensen also hates Bill Gates and jerks it to Steve Jobs because he made the iPhone.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: "Holy shit man he killed a computer in cisco class...wow.

Guy 1: "He must be a Jurgensen."

Jurgensen by Halpert.uk March 4, 2010

Pull a Jürgensen

To pull a Jürgensen, one must visit a related workplace at another location (the more distant, the more Jürgensen), get invited to a party organized by said office, take part in an official competitive event organized for the occasion, and then unscrupulously win the first place to the dismay of local employees.

Hey, guys, the Prague team invited me to a party last night, we played mini-golf and I managed to pull a Jürgensen :D

Pull a Jürgensen by Absinthman December 19, 2017

Jorgenson 

For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.

For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.

Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."

Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."

Jorgenson by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009

Jorgensen 

A Nordic word for a human body chiseled in ice by the hands of gods.

He has a perfect body. It's Jorgensen in every way.

Jorgensen by T125 October 30, 2012

jurgensmeier 

A really big vagina

Man that guy has a huge jurgensmeier.

jurgensmeier by LexiconKing October 19, 2010

Jorgensen 

Being AWESOME

Dude, you're so totally a jorgensen

Jorgensen by moojoogoo September 1, 2009

Ben Jorgensen 

1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.

Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.

Ben Jorgensen by littlebearrr July 23, 2006