Jurgensen

Someone who kills computers in cisco class because of downloading porn. Someone that is a Jurgensen also hates Bill Gates and jerks it to Steve Jobs because he made the iPhone.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: "Holy shit man he killed a computer in cisco class...wow.

Guy 1: "He must be a Jurgensen."

by Halpert.uk March 4, 2010

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Pull a Jürgensen

To pull a Jürgensen, one must visit a related workplace at another location (the more distant, the more Jürgensen), get invited to a party organized by said office, take part in an official competitive event organized for the occasion, and then unscrupulously win the first place to the dismay of local employees.

Hey, guys, the Prague team invited me to a party last night, we played mini-golf and I managed to pull a Jürgensen :D

by Absinthman December 19, 2017

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Jorgenson

For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.

For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.

Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."

Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."

by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009

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