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pretty much the same meaning as the word asshole, but with more definition, and more demeanor, but not as evil in a sense. Jasshole is used in times of when friends or relatives want to joke with one another and not actually call the intended person an actual asshole.
Example 1: playing the card game asshole
Guy1: haha i'm president sucka
Guy:2 yea im neutral.. whos ass?
Guy3: i think Chris is
Guy1: haha jasshole gimmie your best cards.
jasshole by HarveysPimp April 6, 2005

Jonasshole  

a gym where kids do flips
and some crazy ass shit
we call this place home
we call this place jonasshole gymnastics<3

the children there call eachother jonassholes.
they are jonass hoes and bros



Jonasshole created and originated by Belle Verdon.
Hey Grant are you going to Jonasshole later?
Yeah, what about you Belle?
Of course when do I not?!
Jonasshole by A Jonasshole. February 7, 2009

jabasshole 

the combinaiton of Jeu ( slang for you) and a bass fishing boat operated improperly on a privet lake.
today i was wakeboarding and a jabasshole not only came too close to the bow, but also was flying at about 60mph. He compeltly distroyed the glass on the lake. Then he stopen right in the middle of the ski line.
jabasshole by Jason Phurfy January 12, 2009

jacasshole

A jackass and an asshole combined
Leave me alone you jacasshole
jacasshole by DIMPLES POOH February 2, 2015
"You're a Jasshole"
Jasshole by CheeseLover June 1, 2015
bc people named Jess can't possibly be more of an asshole

Btw, this is 10 times worse than just being an asshole
Kevin is being such a jasshole
Jasshole by Kbobknobqueen January 1, 2017
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