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Jonasshole  

a gym where kids do flips
and some crazy ass shit
we call this place home
we call this place jonasshole gymnastics<3

the children there call eachother jonassholes.
they are jonass hoes and bros



Jonasshole created and originated by Belle Verdon.
Hey Grant are you going to Jonasshole later?
Yeah, what about you Belle?
Of course when do I not?!
Jonasshole by A Jonasshole. February 7, 2009
Words you can keep

Jengasshole

Someone who, during the game of Jenga (or strip Jenga if you're feeling adventurous), takes one of the bottom outside blocks very early on in the game.
Angelo why would you take the bottom block so early; you're such a jengasshole!
Jengasshole by SofieS March 8, 2015
pretty much the same meaning as the word asshole, but with more definition, and more demeanor, but not as evil in a sense. Jasshole is used in times of when friends or relatives want to joke with one another and not actually call the intended person an actual asshole.
Example 1: playing the card game asshole
Guy1: haha i'm president sucka
Guy:2 yea im neutral.. whos ass?
Guy3: i think Chris is
Guy1: haha jasshole gimmie your best cards.
jasshole by HarveysPimp April 6, 2005

jonasholic 

tottaly ubsessed with jonas brothers; jonasb brothers staker
a jonasholic is someone whos walls in their room are covered with their pics
jonasholic by Hannahbanana231 February 13, 2009

Nonassholeness

The quality of not being a douchbag to everyone around yourself. Not acting like you have a queef stuck in your vagina. Being polite to people without any rude comments, remarks, back stabbings, or gestures involved.
The man with his nonassholeness was very much loved by his friends
Nonassholeness by blackbird69 August 19, 2011

jabasshole 

the combinaiton of Jeu ( slang for you) and a bass fishing boat operated improperly on a privet lake.
today i was wakeboarding and a jabasshole not only came too close to the bow, but also was flying at about 60mph. He compeltly distroyed the glass on the lake. Then he stopen right in the middle of the ski line.
jabasshole by Jason Phurfy January 12, 2009

janasshole 

she’s a superior bitch with no iq she hates nobody but milk and yoghurt she’s always up for everything 🧚🏻🦵🏿😍
get u a janasshole she’s amazing 🤩
janasshole by jojaaaa May 31, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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