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Juqco by Juqco's not him heem September 1, 2022
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adrenaline junco 

Those little birds that zoom across in front of your car on the highway.
Whoa! We almost took out a couple of Adrenaline Juncos!

JuCo Bandit 

JuCo Bandits (Junior College Bandits) are high quality baseball players who work hard everyday to improve themselves so that they can transfer to a 4 year school. Typically these players don’t have outstanding power or strength and therefore put a lot of time in the weight-room.

Many D1, D2, D3, and NAIA schools typically look for JuCo Bandit prospects before scouting younger non-commits, because JuCo players have a benchmark expectation of skill.

When they show up to a NCAA locker room, they have tattered batting gloves and irremovable stains on their gear. They’ve had a long road.
“He’s got a cannon and a powerful bat, why don’t we give him an offer?”

“I’d much rather offer a JuCo Bandit with the same skills for 2 years, rather than an unknown senior for 4 years”

“smart thinking”
JuCo Bandit by ExcelEnrique December 1, 2020
An adjective to describe something substandard. It is derived from junior college. For example, junior college compared to a real university. It can also be used to describe poor workmanship, such as what you might get from a junior college "grad" or a vo tech "grad." Generally, being descibed as "juco" isn't a good thing.
Guy one: What the hell kind of juco welding job is this? You got a lot of extra weld all over! You're screwing up my car!

Guy two: Hey, that's a great weld, I would have got a B or even an A in my vo tech class if I submitted that.

Guy one: I thought you knew how to weld, I wanted to sell this car when I finished fixing it up. Thanks guy.
juco by A. Hacker May 28, 2006
A small bird found in North America that summers in conifer forests and winters in backyards. There are variations of it, but the Eastern US birders are sad to only get one fucking variation: the slate colored. The variations are Oregon, Gray-headed, Pink-sided, White-winged, and Slate-colored.
A slate-colored junco was foraging on the ground.
junco by VolcaronaFreak December 10, 2015

Juco Transfers

Juco Transfer is short for Junior College transfers. When a high school athlete does not posses the academic wherewithal to attend their school of joice. (Typically a big name Division 1 school). They will attend a Junior College to improve their grades in order to transfer to their desired initial university.

Juco Transfers are also referred to to describe fake tits. ( Saline or Silicone). The perception being if a chick needs improved breast she can always attain some Juco Transfers.
Can you believe that Alabama's starting defense had 6 Juco Transfers. I wonder how many will graduate ?

Man, have you seen Chips wife latley? She just aquired some Juco Tranfers and its completely changed her game.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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