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jungle gym 

a very disfigured / wrinkley ass hole. mostly found with adnormally large vaines, inside the ass hole is unknown. but we have reason to suspect that there are certain species like maggots and tuna. This disgusting ass hole is what is know as JUNGLE GYM.
You should stay away from her, i heard she has a JUNGLE GYM.

dude, your mom just showed me her JUNGLE GYM.
jungle gym by Big CAT HOE January 18, 2010
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jungle-gym fever

A person of age who is dating someone who not only is a lot younger, but is underage-- really, really, awkwardly underage. Derived from Jungle fever.
Greg's got jungle-gym fever. Gross.
jungle-gym fever by Monkepotamus October 26, 2007

Jungle gym Fever 

To be attracted to young children, around 7-11 years of age specifically but can be used for any form of Pedophilia
That guy just keeps staring at my daughter. maybe he has Jungle gym fever.

I never told anyone this, but I have Jungle Gym Fever
Jungle gym Fever by PPK September 7, 2006

Jungle Gym of Love 

A female that engages in rough sex play in which parts of her anatomy are subjected to extraneous amounts of force and tugging, in a generally swinging motion while on all fours by a partner usually operating from underneath.
Joe: Man, look at Jenny, she's pretty beat up.
Mike: Yeah, Tony was on the Jungle Gym of Love last night.
Jungle Gym of Love by Gordon G March 12, 2008

Mexican jungle gym

An electrical substation
Guy: "A breaker blew out at the Mexican jungle gym near my house, I didn't have power for 2 hours."
Mexican jungle gym by theballer_04 February 28, 2011

Utah Jungle Gym 

The act of two males (and in some cases a third female) performing oral to anal sex on each other while dangling down from a supportive structure. Often found on a regular playground jungle gym, one partner will suspend from the monkey bars, exposing their anus at face level for the other partner to orally stimulate.
Eddy said he saw Taylor giving Mike a Utah Jungle Gym when he drove by the school last night!

Arizona Jungle Gym 

The act of hanging from a jungle gym or other tall supportive structure to allow your partner to perform oral and anal oral sex on you. This act differs from the Utah Jungle Gym as the Arizona Jungle Gym is 100% heterosexual and does not have to involve anal eating.
Bro 1. John said he gave Katie the licking of a lifetime last night. I don’t know how he did it!!!????

Bro 2. Easy, she climbed up on a ladder and he gave her an Arizona Jungle Gym.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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