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Jumpp means to shit on someone's chest - to dump on their jubblies. See also jug-dump (q.v.)
"To err is human, to jumpp divine". The Buddha.
Jumpp by trayfern August 29, 2013
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Ship-Jumper 

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.
My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".
Ship-Jumper by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

Skunk jumper 

A Skunk jumper is one who has sex with smelly partners.
Ben Dover was such a Skunk jumper , not even the bag lady was in the clear!
Skunk jumper by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

jump in my hole 

Permission to enter and destroy said hole of another
Literally, jump in my hole right now
jump in my hole by Donghammer3316 December 14, 2021

Jump in the Cadillac

Tommyinnits worst nightmare

This is house

Donation: jump in the Cadillac
Tommy: jump out the Cadillac and jump off a bridge

jump astraddle 

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.
Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.
jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011

jump out the motor 

When a Hemel chav gets mad at another human and threatens to kill you
I will jump out the motor and wack you !!! Gur
jump out the motor by Lulup November 5, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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