Juizer

someone who is very cool has lots of friends and pulls lots of girls. Additionally, they are usually very good at video games, especially FIFA

Damn, you see that guy Xava over there? He's a real juizer!

Juizer by alhu June 13, 2022

juicero

A shit $400 juicer that shouldn't exist because it's shit

Hey bro fuck juicero, I hope it goes kill itself

juicero by Earball August 8, 2017

Fruit Juicer 

1) The act of urinating while performing a mangina (essentially making your butthole look as if it is pissing, works best with a crouched back).

Jacob: Hey Steve! Wanna play kickball down by Mrs. O'Leary's farm?

Steve: No...I have to show my dad the Fruit Juicer.

Jacob: I'm gay.

Fruit Juicer by Poo_on_a_stick January 23, 2009

Juicer

Juicer is a word commonly used by Twitch streamer xQc. Juicer has different meanings depending on its context.

1.Something that is fulfilling, which has The juice. xQc defines "the juice" as, "The juice is whatever you make it. It can be anything. Nobody can define what it is for you, you know what the juice is right. For me, like sometimes, I think the juice is whenever I win I Pop Off right... maybe your juice is when you do a nice piece of art."
2. An adjective to describe something that is high quality, awesome, or hype-inducing, such as a banger.
3. An object.

4.A body part, mostly applied to sexual body parts.

1. My career is a juicer.

2."Dud. This song is an absolute juicer."-xQc

PogU xQc is doing a 24-hour juicer content stream.

3."Bing. Chat, this juicer's free. Yeah, this juicer's free and then I take this juicer also."-Hikaru imitating xQc while playing chess. "That's a free juicer all right dud."-xQc.

4.That girl has some huge juicers.
Your mom can suck on my juicer dud.

Juicer by Swagigan August 8, 2020

Fake Juicer

A "Fake Juicer" is someone who:
(a): pretends to be drunk at a party but in reality has consumed very little or no alcohol.
(b): has a very low tolerance and is hammered way before anyone else is.
(c): loses a drinking competition to someone else whom they claimed to be a fake juicer.

To be given the humiliating title of a "fake juicer" you must satisfy one or more of the above criteria. A fake juicer usually exaggerates the amount of alcohol they have drank in order to refrain from drinking more or can't handle their booze and is the first one belligerently drunk at an otherwise calm event.

Calling someone a "fake juicer" is also effective way of pressuring them to drink more and prove to the accuser that they are an authentic juicer. If you call someone a fake juicer and they challenge you to a chug off, the winner is granted permission to call the loser a "fake juicer" for the remainder of the night.

Example 1:
Guy 1: "hey want another beer man?"
Guy 2: "no I've had waaaay too much and I'm really drunk give me a few minutes."
Guy 1: "You're not drunk, this is only your 2nd beer. Stop being a fake juicer."
Guy 2: "You're right, I am a fake juicer, I'll show myself out."

Example 2:
Guy: "Hey check out Alison, it's only 9:30 and she's already wasted off of 4 Bacardi Breezers."
Girl: "Yea tell me about it, she's such a fake juicer."
(Both sigh disappointingly )

Example 3:
Bro 1: "yo bro you want another beer bro?"
Bro 2: "nah bro I'm fucked up I'll pass."
Bro 1: "Bro you've only had like 11 beers and 5 shots"
Bro 2: "yee bro, I might throw up so I'll wait a few minutes"
Bro 1: (to fellow partygoers) "hey everyone look we have a fake juicer over here!"
Hot Girl: "Wow what a pussy!"
Athlete: "Haha what a fuckin' fake juicing virgin!"
High Guy: "Not chill bro."
Bro 2: "Fuck you I'm not a fake juicer, pass me that beer."
Bro 1: (passes beer) "Thats what I like to hear bro."
Bro 2: (chugs beer, throws up) " I'm a fucking savage!"

Example 4:
Bro 1 "Yo bro you're such a fake juicer man!"
Bro 2: "Nah bro, YOU'RE the fake juicer!"
Bro 3: "CHUG OFF!!!!"
(They both chug until bro 1 passes out and has to go to the hospital. Bro 2 is the champion and bro 1 will be known as the fake juicer until he redeems himself)

Fake Juicer by Uni Guy April 13, 2015

Juice My Juicer 

Another way to express to your friends that you're going to jerk off

"Man I wanna juice my juicer."
"Go for it, bro."

Juice My Juicer by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020

Juzer

A boy with great dreams who will fulfill them along with his friends. He is one of a kind and his friends are lucky to have him. His life motto is to do his best so that he cannot blame himself for anything.

Hey Juzer! U r the best

Juzer by Juzer May 1, 2018