Juice My Juicer

Another way to express to your friends that you're going to jerk off

"Man I wanna juice my juicer."
"Go for it, bro."

by OlliJuicer November 20, 2020

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drinking my juice

drinking my juice- a common phrase describing someone or something's inaptitude to engage in trivial matters
simplified:
i'm minding my own business

- hey girl can I get your digit's real quick
- not rn I'm drinking my juice

by Viggi September 6, 2020

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juice my dick

v. 1)hook me up.
2)someone has given you a great deal
on something

Also: Sometimes referred to as getting your dick juiced.

The bartender has juiced my dick all night; I haven't paid for one single shot!

by Cartright August 26, 2005

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cook my juice

A phrase meant to confuse others and stop or end an unwanted conversation, argument, or fight.

Brian: Hey baby, what are you up to tonight? Got a boyfriend?
Megan: Cook my juice.

Brian: ...wait what?
Megan: You heard me.

by YourOwnPersonalCheezus November 18, 2017

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A commonly used term in bars, nightclubs, etc.. for having someone hook you up with drinks, food, or bitches. It can also be used in past tense as having you 'dick juiced'. It can used generally for receiving something for FREE.

Say trick, could ya' juice my dick and hook me and da boys down wid some table boogy fo' free?

Last night at da damn titty bar, ah' gots my dick juiced by Sunshine and da damn bartender!

by Cartright September 6, 2005

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