Definitions by YourOwnPersonalCheezus

clitoral lullaby

An action where a woman masturbates before bed in hopes of helping herself fall asleep more easily.

Yeah last night I couldn't fall sleep for hours, so I soothed myself to sleep with a clitoral lullaby.

Get merch

A phrase meant to confuse others and stop or end an unwanted conversation, argument, or fight.

Brian: Hey baby, what are you up to tonight? Got a boyfriend?
Megan: Cook my juice.

Brian: ...wait what?
Megan: You heard me.

Get merch