One who continuously invokes criticisms and/or true statements toward all others around them, with the continuous pursuit of attaining the premier, elitist, victorious, and ass-kicking status of a true judger, who is by the way, so much better than everyone else. Judgers exhibit inherent behaviors by ramming self-confidence and unfortunate-looking or unfortunate sounding victims into the ground. The judger may strike at any time, place, and/or dream. Judgers may laugh, sneer, and/or point and cackle at you in person, over the phone, or via social networking devices, especially if you're eating tofu. The judger does not discriminate in any way, shape, or form in his or her judgment against any person, animal, spirit, or little green man. Judgers' common victims may include: pimply-faced teenagers, hippies, hipsters, fugly people, preppies, farmers, emotional train wrecks, bros, foes, hoes, and your great-aunt Sally. Cross-category judging may occur if a judgee elects to do so, and thus becomes a judger. No one judges the judger.

Some people call me the judger... I just tell the truth.

Judger by Slappin1 January 8, 2009

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Judgey Cat

Someone who looks at you critically, judges you, and deems you unworthy the way a cat does.

God, quit looking at me like that, Judgey Cat. I can skip class if I want to!

Judgey Cat by v-raptor February 26, 2011

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judgerstanding

When you are listening to your friends problems and agreeing with their life choices, but judging them at the same time.

Brian was telling me about his girl problems, I was totally judgerstanding why he still talks to those hoes.

judgerstanding by caitwitty May 5, 2016

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judgey jason

A person who is being a major cock block, or downer.

As defined by Dan Avidan of Ninja sex party. in the song "The ultimate sandwich"

Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian.
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?

judgey jason by Turntmurfin May 8, 2018

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