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when someone who clearly doesn't know your life is judging you.
Why are you all up in my business? You're being real judgery right now!
Judgery by deelovely81 November 8, 2010
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"Susan is very judgey today about my life"
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Term explaining the use of breast enhancements to increase the size of your breasts. Make believe place where you visit to get a boob job.
Looks like Lindsay Lohan made a early trip to the juggery.
juggery by Joe K. November 17, 2004
One who continuously invokes criticisms and/or true statements toward all others around them, with the continuous pursuit of attaining the premier, elitist, victorious, and ass-kicking status of a true judger, who is by the way, so much better than everyone else. Judgers exhibit inherent behaviors by ramming self-confidence and unfortunate-looking or unfortunate sounding victims into the ground. The judger may strike at any time, place, and/or dream. Judgers may laugh, sneer, and/or point and cackle at you in person, over the phone, or via social networking devices, especially if you're eating tofu. The judger does not discriminate in any way, shape, or form in his or her judgment against any person, animal, spirit, or little green man. Judgers' common victims may include: pimply-faced teenagers, hippies, hipsters, fugly people, preppies, farmers, emotional train wrecks, bros, foes, hoes, and your great-aunt Sally. Cross-category judging may occur if a judgee elects to do so, and thus becomes a judger. No one judges the judger.

Some people call me the judger... I just tell the truth.
Judger by Slappin1 January 8, 2009

Judgey Cat 

Someone who looks at you critically, judges you, and deems you unworthy the way a cat does.
God, quit looking at me like that, Judgey Cat. I can skip class if I want to!
Judgey Cat by v-raptor February 26, 2011

judgerstanding

When you are listening to your friends problems and agreeing with their life choices, but judging them at the same time.
Brian was telling me about his girl problems, I was totally judgerstanding why he still talks to those hoes.
judgerstanding by caitwitty May 5, 2016

judgey jason 

A person who is being a major cock block, or downer.

As defined by Dan Avidan of Ninja sex party. in the song "The ultimate sandwich"
Oh, but not the one you're eating right now, Brian.
All right, I fucked that muffin too.
You gonna judge me? You gonna be a Judgey Jason about this?
judgey jason by Turntmurfin May 8, 2018
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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