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Judgernaught

(Judge-er-naught) Noun 1: When you are such a boss, that you don't give af about others loose morals. 2: The state of being non-judgmental regardless of one's surroundings or obvious hypocrisy.
ex. "Said she was vegan, but still downed her protein. Call me the Judgernaught, but I'll see her next weekend."
by fwark57 June 7, 2018
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Joggernaught

A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'
"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"

"Watch out! joggernaught!!"
by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
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Juggernaught

a juggernaught is an extremely obese female, often dressing in clothes for a much thinner woman such as miniskirts and tank tops.
the name is taken from the game Modern Warfare 2, where the juggernaughts are extremely large, tough and hard to kill, it is the same with these female juggernaughts, it is unadvisable to approach one, as they often ensnare young men.
steve: "oh shit look, a juggernaught"
pete: "fetch me my intervention"

matt: "dude...theres a juggernaught behind us..."
will: "pretend you have not noticed and DO NOT make eye contact!"
by stevesthename1 November 21, 2010
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Jubbernaught

A faggot kid from Cahttanooga Tennersee who complains too much and bitches if he looses at anything, especially basketball or video games.
Guy: Dude i was playing basketball and then when i found out a jubbernaught was there i quit

Other Guy: I dont blame no one likes a jubbernaught
by a nigg May 3, 2009
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Juggernaught

A Muslim individual who wears a head dress or Punjab. Looks like the video game character from Call of duty MW2 . A real life juggernaught.
me and inderjot where walking by a swarm of juggernaughts
and they started speaking jibberish, so me and inderjot ran for our lifes and heard a deathly scream. JUGGERNAUGHT.
by juggernaught clan jfss November 10, 2010
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Intellectual Juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart!
Hey look, there's Stanley! he's an Intellectual Juggernaught!
by frozen doberman March 31, 2020
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Teh Juggernaught Bitch

He is taeh awesome LOLZ 'coz of his w00tk0r3n355 and he p00nz all n00bs. He cannot be stopped once he gains momentum coz he is Teh Juggernaught Bitch and can fucking weave through trees.
Zap zap zap zap " what the fuck is this shit, don't u know who i am (he must not know who i am) i am the juggernaught bitch" throws their own pimp at them. woot woot Teh Juggernaught Bitch

"Let's have a rape party bitch, ive been ready to fuck in this tight suit, im the juggernaught bitch!"

" bam, got yo dumbass" " shut the fuck up charles, what the fuck is this shit, shut the fuck up" " hit u with my pimp cane"
by wootz0r June 11, 2006
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