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Judders. They will make you shudder! porn addicts with an unhealthy obsession with wooden puppets and only fans models.
Who's that weirdo over there? Is that an ebbo?
No, no. notice the wooden puppet, that's a Judder my friend.
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Judder nuggets 

A disease full fruit that make you crap hotdogs
GuyDon't eat that or you'll get judder nuggets
Judder nuggets by Shitbrickss January 8, 2018

udder judder

Tits going up and down while walking, jogging or skipping ect
Fucking hell , look at the udder judder in that rack
udder judder by Slimady October 10, 2016

Cock Judder 

The intent to bring a man to ejaculation by implementing the act of rapid, uninterrupted mechanical hand motion.

Also, known as the unintentional movement's of the penis after ejaculation.
I gave this chick $25 for a Cock Judder the other day, It felt nice.

Yo dude, I just banged this chick and I've got the Cock Judders.
Cock Judder by RSMP May 2, 2022

junderpants 

jeans that are purposefully cut off short to be worn as underpants.
This never-nude wears junderpants in the shower.
junderpants by TimmerOU812 June 25, 2012
One who continuously invokes criticisms and/or true statements toward all others around them, with the continuous pursuit of attaining the premier, elitist, victorious, and ass-kicking status of a true judger, who is by the way, so much better than everyone else. Judgers exhibit inherent behaviors by ramming self-confidence and unfortunate-looking or unfortunate sounding victims into the ground. The judger may strike at any time, place, and/or dream. Judgers may laugh, sneer, and/or point and cackle at you in person, over the phone, or via social networking devices, especially if you're eating tofu. The judger does not discriminate in any way, shape, or form in his or her judgment against any person, animal, spirit, or little green man. Judgers' common victims may include: pimply-faced teenagers, hippies, hipsters, fugly people, preppies, farmers, emotional train wrecks, bros, foes, hoes, and your great-aunt Sally. Cross-category judging may occur if a judgee elects to do so, and thus becomes a judger. No one judges the judger.

Some people call me the judger... I just tell the truth.
Judger by Slappin1 January 8, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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