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Judas'd Out
Me: "Dude, why didn't you tell me that she wanted to have sexual intercourse with me"
My Friend: "Sorry, i didn't think it was that important"
Me: "You totally Judas'd Out, dude"
My Friend: "Sorry, i didn't think it was that important"
Me: "You totally Judas'd Out, dude"
Judas'd Out by blandz17 September 2, 2009
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Judas Dart
A Judas dart is a cigarette that exceeds all expectations, also known as dart of the day. Usually rolled from a crisp new pouch of port royal tobacco.
Person 1: "hows that durrie treat you mate?"
Person 2, in absolute dart euphoria: "mate this is it, the fucking judas dart"
Person 1: "wow"
Person 2, in absolute dart euphoria: "mate this is it, the fucking judas dart"
Person 1: "wow"
Judas Dart by Dartanya May 25, 2018
Judas Dump
While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
Judas Dump by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019
Judas's Dick
When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.
Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!
Judas's Dick by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 17, 2020
National Judas appreciation day
Judas a guy who everyone loves sometimes he’s a bit down so every may 21 give some love to your friend Judas
Friend: OMG IS THAT JUDAS
other friend: yea why?
Friend: todays national Judas appreciation day
Other friend: oh let’s go appreciate him
*runs up to Judas and gives him gifts and stuff*
other friend: yea why?
Friend: todays national Judas appreciation day
Other friend: oh let’s go appreciate him
*runs up to Judas and gives him gifts and stuff*
National Judas appreciation day by A local freak May 21, 2022
Dirty Judas
A black male whom is stoned out of his mind then kisses his mom goodnight after she just sucked his dad off
Dirty Judas by S.S. qwerty April 26, 2022
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Ratfucker
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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