Judas'd

Judas betrayed Jesus and sold him out for money, This is the new thing to replace "backstabber"

She told Bobby on me...
I've been Judas'd

She fucking Judas'd me!

by Paipa January 23, 2017

Judas'd Out

A phrase used when a friend of yours vehemently screws you over.

Me: "Dude, why didn't you tell me that she wanted to have sexual intercourse with me"

My Friend: "Sorry, i didn't think it was that important"

Me: "You totally Judas'd Out, dude"

by blandz17 September 2, 2009

Judas Dart

A Judas dart is a cigarette that exceeds all expectations, also known as dart of the day. Usually rolled from a crisp new pouch of port royal tobacco.

Person 1: "hows that durrie treat you mate?"
Person 2, in absolute dart euphoria: "mate this is it, the fucking judas dart"
Person 1: "wow"

by Dartanya May 25, 2018

Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

Judas's Dick

When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.

Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!

by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 17, 2020

National Judas appreciation day

Judas a guy who everyone loves sometimes he’s a bit down so every may 21 give some love to your friend Judas

Friend: OMG IS THAT JUDAS
other friend: yea why?
Friend: todays national Judas appreciation day

Other friend: oh let’s go appreciate him
*runs up to Judas and gives him gifts and stuff*

by A local freak May 21, 2022

Dirty Judas

A black male whom is stoned out of his mind then kisses his mom goodnight after she just sucked his dad off

Dude i just did a dirty judas.

by S.S. qwerty April 26, 2022