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jabagaded 

An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)
Man, school is so jabagaded.
jabagaded by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009
Related Words
Jubag • juba • juban • Jubal • jubaer • jubayer • jabaggle • Jubaed • Jubalee • jabagaded
Originated in England a Jbag is a slut, whore, slag or sket.
Tom: hey i saw your GF giving slops to someone in the park yesturday, sorry bro
Rick: Oh my God what a fucking Jbag
Jbag by Jack Peters1 May 22, 2019

jabaggle 

verb - to steal or take something in secret
“Jordan jabaggled the jibbitz right off of my crocs.”
jabaggle by yd0rbht1ff1rg August 15, 2022
is a traditional garment used with kimono also called a underkimono.
Also a location in Japan Azabu Juban
you put on your Juban before your kimonno to protect it from sweat.

the yearly Azabu Juban festival
Juban by Cindy Heights (aka JUBAN3) December 9, 2008

juban parc junior high

The most boring school in Louisiana!! Not a single hot person their and full of goodie two shoes.
You go to juban parc junior high, that’s lame!

Aine The Jbag 

Aine is the biggest jbag you will meet. She ucks bare man at the park bench and her stupidity will destroy 96% of your brain cells. Her general knowledge consists of her thinking that the two languages in Spain are "spanish and español". As you can see by the statement made previously she is a disgustingly tapped individual.
"Oh look it's Aine The Jbag let me go chat to her still"
"Nah boss she will drag you down to set 8 with her lack of common sense"
"Rah really sn man chat be on them dumb tings stillll"
Aine The Jbag by NotMattSelvini March 3, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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