Jubaed

A person with a dick so large that not even joe mama can handle it. This person is also very intelligent, handsome, optimistic, encouraging and overall just perfect and he pulls everyone’s girl and I mean EVERYONE including ur mom. He is often described as the peak of sigma male.

“Hey man don’t be sad just be happy that you live in the same world as Jubaed”
“Damn bro you’re right why was I even being sad in the first place when I breathe the same air as that handsome sexy Jubaed”

by Thicdaddy November 21, 2021

Jubaed

Someone no one likes

He's such a jubaed

by Ahaha1238 November 25, 2021

Jubbed

Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.

EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!

by LTH_FTW October 14, 2020

JUBAD

A release of tension for adults.

'AD' is commonly pronounced as 'WD', or 'OID'. To spell it phonetically, would be; 'JUBWOID'.

The word 'Jubad' can only be shouted.

"That top doesn't look very good on you"

"JUBAD!"

by beybun June 15, 2008

jubadanshee

A strange scythe waving yeti with green eyes that makes you sign a contract.

"He made me sign that thing like a jubadanshee!"

by Thomas Dixon March 29, 2005

jubaidah

An introvert who hates sunlight and love to daydream. Always locking herself in room ; might be a mute as well. But she is like an angel inside. Always try her best in anything despite everything. Get on her good side, and you will never need to seek another's love. A lil bit sarcastic and egoistic but she always values people who means more to her.

You are like Jubaidah! I never see your face!!!

by @omg_itsjusykes April 23, 2018

Jubaid

A guy with a very big penis, usually makes great jokes and is very friendly. Above average IQ, usually about 130-135.
Very cute and opinionated, compared to those named Neri, etc. Loves memes.

Have you seen the new kid named Jubaid, he is very cute and kind.

by NotJubaid October 8, 2018