Jubaed

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A person with a dick so large that not even joe mama can handle it. This person is also very intelligent, handsome, optimistic, encouraging and overall just perfect and he pulls everyone’s girl and I mean EVERYONE including ur mom. He is often described as the peak of sigma male.

“Hey man don’t be sad just be happy that you live in the same world as Jubaed”
“Damn bro you’re right why was I even being sad in the first place when I breathe the same air as that handsome sexy Jubaed”

Jubaed by Thicdaddy November 21, 2021

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Jubaed

Someone no one likes

He's such a jubaed

Jubaed by Ahaha1238 November 25, 2021

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Jubaed • Jubbed • jubaer • jubeda • JUBAD • jubadanshee • Jubaid • Jubaida • jubaidah • jubayda

Jubbed

Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.

EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!

Jubbed by LTH_FTW October 14, 2020

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JUBAD

A release of tension for adults.

'AD' is commonly pronounced as 'WD', or 'OID'. To spell it phonetically, would be; 'JUBWOID'.

The word 'Jubad' can only be shouted.

"That top doesn't look very good on you"

"JUBAD!"

JUBAD by beybun June 15, 2008

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jubadanshee

A strange scythe waving yeti with green eyes that makes you sign a contract.

"He made me sign that thing like a jubadanshee!"

jubadanshee by Thomas Dixon March 29, 2005

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jubaidah

An introvert who hates sunlight and love to daydream. Always locking herself in room ; might be a mute as well. But she is like an angel inside. Always try her best in anything despite everything. Get on her good side, and you will never need to seek another's love. A lil bit sarcastic and egoistic but she always values people who means more to her.

You are like Jubaidah! I never see your face!!!

jubaidah by @omg_itsjusykes April 23, 2018

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Jubaid

A guy with a very big penis, usually makes great jokes and is very friendly. Above average IQ, usually about 130-135.
Very cute and opinionated, compared to those named Neri, etc. Loves memes.

Have you seen the new kid named Jubaid, he is very cute and kind.

Jubaid by NotJubaid October 8, 2018

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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