Jubaed

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A person with a dick so large that not even joe mama can handle it. This person is also very intelligent, handsome, optimistic, encouraging and overall just perfect and he pulls everyone’s girl and I mean EVERYONE including ur mom. He is often described as the peak of sigma male.

“Hey man don’t be sad just be happy that you live in the same world as Jubaed”
“Damn bro you’re right why was I even being sad in the first place when I breathe the same air as that handsome sexy Jubaed”

Jubaed by Thicdaddy November 21, 2021

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Jubaed

Someone no one likes

He's such a jubaed

Jubaed by Ahaha1238 November 25, 2021

Related Words

Jubaed • Jubbed • jubaer • jubeda • JUBAD • jubadanshee • Jubaid • Jubaida • jubaidah • jubayda

Jubbed

Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.

EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!

Jubbed by LTH_FTW October 14, 2020

JUBAD

A release of tension for adults.

'AD' is commonly pronounced as 'WD', or 'OID'. To spell it phonetically, would be; 'JUBWOID'.

The word 'Jubad' can only be shouted.

"That top doesn't look very good on you"

"JUBAD!"

JUBAD by beybun June 15, 2008

jubadanshee

A strange scythe waving yeti with green eyes that makes you sign a contract.

"He made me sign that thing like a jubadanshee!"

jubadanshee by Thomas Dixon March 29, 2005

jubaidah

An introvert who hates sunlight and love to daydream. Always locking herself in room ; might be a mute as well. But she is like an angel inside. Always try her best in anything despite everything. Get on her good side, and you will never need to seek another's love. A lil bit sarcastic and egoistic but she always values people who means more to her.

You are like Jubaidah! I never see your face!!!

jubaidah by @omg_itsjusykes April 23, 2018

Jubaid

A guy with a very big penis, usually makes great jokes and is very friendly. Above average IQ, usually about 130-135.
Very cute and opinionated, compared to those named Neri, etc. Loves memes.

Have you seen the new kid named Jubaid, he is very cute and kind.

Jubaid by NotJubaid October 8, 2018

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026