Juano

*cue James Bond theme*
He is usually referred to as a Sexy God.

His social talents are amazing, having friends everywhere and saying hi to a random person every 3 minutes.

Slim, slender and a very exotic personality.

Like to break through windows, tackle people, make mad passionate sweet love, all for good sport.

Incredibly mean if necessary, never EVER loses an argument.

"Who's that?"
"Who? Oh you mean that guy over there with a lot of friends? That's Juano"
"Wow, he looks awesome! You don't...See ya!"

by Jexxni May 21, 2009

janojek

He is a man that is sort of obsessed with anime, vtubers, and food, he’s also a god, dont listen to the other definitions, he is not wanted in 15 states, that is slander, he is wanted in 32 states

that guy is acting like janojek ïdk?

by thecapper November 13, 2020

juan de poco

Juan de poco is the name given for someone who accomplish something in history but you're not sure who the he really is because your talking out your ass.

The first person to ever sail around the world is uh....juan de Poco. Or I think Juan de Poco invented the internet or maybe the greeting what's up.

by Bearcatkev August 1, 2018

JuanaFlippa

JuanaFlippa is a transgender dragon egg with glasses from the QSMP Egg-Adoption Partner Event who was adopted by ElMariana and Slimecicle on April 3rd, 2023. Originally named Frontflipo, before being changed to JuanFlippo, then being changed again to JuanaFlippa after she came out. She is currently dead. There was a funeral event held on April 17th, where she was briefly seen again to reunite with her parents before leaving.

She lost her first life on April 6th when neither parent showed up. She lost her second life on April 9th when Mariana misclicked her bed, breaking it and killing her. There was a trial held on April 12th, after Slimecicle took Mariana to court, to revive JuanaFlippa (by murdering whoever lost the case). She was revived, with Slimecicle and Mariana’s penalty being 10 minutes jail time as the resurrection took place, but they escaped so they could watch it. She was killed again by Mariana on April 14th by sweeping edge whilst he was fighting a Vindicator.

Her family is dysfunctional but they both care about JuanaFlippa and her identity.
JuanaFlippa’s best friend was Tilin, with Tilin feeling the same way.

Person 1: Hey, who’s the egg with the glasses on the QSMP?
Person 2: Oh, JuanaFlippa! She has glasses like both of her parents, Mariana and Slimecicle.
Person 1: Oh yeahh. She’s my favorite! Praise to her admin honestly.

by juanaflippa April 22, 2023

Janoy Cresva

Slap boxing champion, known for his world famous claw strike.

Your skills are subpar compared to Janoy Cresva

by Ballsack Sniffer July 20, 2016

Uncle Juan

Hispanic version of an Uncle Tom. Uncle Juan is subservient to the dominant culture in hopes of winning favoritism. Uncle Juan's deride their ethnic roots and try to distance themselves as much as possible. Often they take pride in not knowing Spanish and are offended when Spanish is spoken to them. They generally view Hispanic culture as inferior and exhibit culture self loathing. Example, Trump supporter and Uncle Juan Marco Guitierrez warned that if Trump loses there will be "taco trucks on every corner"

Juan is such an Uncle Juan, he even went so far as to change his name to John.

by Biggleswurth September 18, 2016

Juana

Juana is a person that all the guy wants and dying to have .Juana is a beautiful, dependable, fun loving, hilarious and chill person also kind hearted. Never a dull moment with Juana keep her close. she can be extremely loyal but when tested she will get revenge in silence for her own satisfaction.

Oh look at Juana she's so beautiful.
Man that guy is so lucky to have juana.

why does juana have high standards on guys?

by 678JMw February 9, 2019