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Juanie is someone who is secretly in love with a girl named Lina. She will murder every girl Lina looks at, she will inject her cum in Lina's veins. She has grown a romantic obsession with Lina.
"who's in love with lina?"
"juanie."
Juanie by linalations September 4, 2021
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There’s only one Juanie. A streamer on Twitch. He goes by Juanie or JuanieReyes.
Have you watched Juanie on Twitch?
Uh Who?
JuanieReyes duh
Juanie by RealDefiner November 23, 2021
Related Words
Juanie juanier Janie jeanie Juanita juaneditz juanes juanis juanito Janiece

junie cakes 

This word is used in prison for the word ass.
Hey can I have some of your junie cakes
junie cakes by Jasaphene February 5, 2017
Juanita is a beautiful girl. Who stands up for her friends. Helps others. And isn't afraid to talk back to mean people. She has a very kind heart. And will do anything to stop you from hurting her friends.
Man I wish I could be like Juanita
Juanita by itsherbestiefar February 14, 2019
Janie is nice, beautiful, smart, and all around is the most perfect girl you’ll ever meet. Even though she doesn’t believe she is all of that stuff she is and needs to realize it. Janie also too perfect for any guy to have her which makes it difficult for her to find the right guy and needs to find herself and get to know herself better before going after a guy. Another thing is when you look in Janie’s eyes it seems like nothing is going on in the world because she just has a look which amazes you because she is just sooooo pretty and kind. Also Janie is just an all around good person she has good morals and most people are negative to her which makes her life hard and that makes her friends mad to know that she is going through that. If you let Janie borrow your jacket she will give it back to smelling ten times better than when you have it to her. The person who made this right now is just speechless because she is just the most perfect girl ever and wish there was a word to express how much he cares for her but is just idk. Also Janie is just beautiful all the time and anyone or everyone is just happy to be around her. Janie is also really funny she will probably be the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. In the end Janie is the MOST PERFECT GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET and you should never take her friendship for granted and you won’t because I’m sure I’m not the person not one but you will fall in love with her personality. Also Janie has a kid named poncho.
Guy1: Hey do you know Janie?

Guy2: Yeah she’s fucking PERFECT!
Janie by Adrian15Wright June 4, 2018
The most beautiful and thoughtful woman ever, she is stunning when she walks by and makes all the boys jealous of who she’s dateing.
Juanita is so FUCKING ADORABLE OMGGGGGG.
Juanita by Unknown 729372929 June 26, 2018
The religion where you only follow and believe in the fencing God Juan.
I am Juan. WE ARE ALL JUAN! (An example of someone following Juanism
Juanism by miss_paige_turner June 16, 2018
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