Super-cool and self-assured, "Jeanie"s actually enjoy that statistically speaking, they don't even fall in the top THOUSAND of popular baby names in the last half-century. Her name (ONE "n", ONE "i", thank you) is not the only thing that sets her apart. She can spot a poser from a mile away, and subsequently cut them down with her signature thousand-yard stare. Friendly and cultured, but word to the wise - do NOT cross her.
"Jeanie? As in, 'I Dream of...?' Can you grant me three wishes?"

"Ha ha, good one. First time I've heard that! TODAY."
by The Jean Jeanie February 3, 2010
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The greatest friend you will ever have. They are extremely chill and you will feel comfortable enough to say anything around one. Jeanies are super sweet and are always there for you, but never cross a Jeanie. A Jeanie will fuck you up before you even realize what's going on. Nonetheless you will always love your Jeanie.
Damn that girl is a total Jeanie!
Yeah I heard she's hella lit
by myfacebrown November 6, 2018
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acts quiet but knows alot, will surprise yo dum ass, do nut tempt her periodt!
Jeanie can be nice , but when it's time to throw down you'll forget u even said a word to that girl.
by hello america September 25, 2018
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Someone who goes to a ski resort wearing jeans just to say they were up there ussualy hang in an arcade trying to hit on ski girls
That kids a Jeanie I bet he can't even snowboard
by Poolov Uriene January 27, 2009
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A girl who is either mega old, or named unfortunately after an old person. Gets called mean things, yet throws down when necessary.
Who's that one old lady that goes to bingo every wednesday?

Oh that's Jeanie.
by Cassie(: December 18, 2009
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A faggot ass bitch who is a cunt ass motherfucking whore. She likes bridges as they are high to jump from. And likes tiny pp. she likes men who like horse rides. And she is a clown 🤡
Man I can’t believe ur acting so Jeanie rn bro.
by Babydug October 5, 2019
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The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"
by AIDZ September 18, 2005
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