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A girl that is what every girl should aspire to be physically and mentally.She has a body that drives any man OR woman wild and both sexes enjoy just looking at.Her beautiful eyes can see straight into your soul.Her ass is fat and her tongue is pierced, you can be sure her sex game is on point. She is extremely fapworthy to say the least.She has the same mentality as a guy in all the admirable ways i.e. thoughts on sex.Every time you see her you wish that she would screw you.
*Girl passes by*
Guy:"Yo who was that?"
Other Guy: "Idk but she must be a Jozet she's so hot."

You gotta be a Jozet if you expect to get just some head.
Jozet by Jeffron McCurdy January 21, 2011
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A really cool girl. She may seem annoying or unapproachable at first but once you get to know her, she’s actually really funny and smart. She is loyal to all her friends and will never stab anyone in the back. I’m conclusion, jozet is a really cool gal and anyone is lucky to have a jozet in their lives :)
Dude 1: Hey have you seen the new girl jozet?
Dude 2: Yea
Jozet by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021
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A girl named Jozet 

A really cool girl. She may seem annoying or unapproachable at first but once you get to know her, she’s actually really funny and smart. She is loyal to all her friends and will never stab anyone in the back. I’m conclusion, jozet is a really cool gal and anyone is lucky to have a jozet in their lives :)
Dude 1: “hey have you seen the new girl, Jozet?”
Dude 2: “There’s a girl named Jozet?”
Dude 1: “yea”
Jozell:

A happy boy who is always with a good attitude he always makes everyone laugh by his funny talk, or by his ridiculous jokes😂. He's always making jokes to everything and usually he is opinionated🤔, but he is a good person. If you find a jozell you are one of the most lucky ones cause he will always make u smile every single day even if ur on ur sad side😔➡️😁. He is Crazy and loud, u will still laugh even if he is on the other side of the room 🤣🗣. He brightens up the room ✨. He might sometimes be late and also argue but he does it in a happy/crazy mode😜.he might not worry that much in studying he is not nerdy.✖️🤓,but he is smart in some ways😉. He will always make ur day, always make ur day. 😋
Jozell is a happy, great, funny, and cool person
jozell by @happy_girl May 9, 2018
When one thinks of something and proceeds to speak of the desired object, thus increasing the desire for the object.
Dude, I am really joveting some kool aid right now.
Josetts are caring, sweet girls. They have big beautiful sparkling eyes and have the most amazing smile. Josett will light up your day and make you the happiest person alive. Josett isnt the most popular but has all the friends she needs. She makes the best gf, shes cuddly and romantic but can be very kinky. Break her heart and she gets payback.
Guy 1: Damn that girl is ho-ot
Guy 2: I heard shes a total weirdo in bed
Guy 1: Whats her name?
Girl 1: Shes gorgeous right? Her names Josett, shes so sweet
Girl 2: Yeah, but if you break her heart she'll break your face
Josett by Darlin777 November 16, 2017

JoeTheIronCar 

The greatest youtuber to ever walk this land. He gobbles poone like no other.
What youtuber gobbles the most poone JoeTheIronCar.
JoeTheIronCar by Juice master69420 October 8, 2022
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