Holy shit, its me
me:holy shit, its me.
friend:holy shit, its you.
Mother:holy shit, its you.
Father:holy shit, its you.
Sister:holy shit, its you.
Brother:holy shit, its you.
Grandma:holy shit, its you.
Grandpa:holy shit, its you.
Dog:holy shit, its you.
Cat:holy shit, its you.
Parakeet:holy shit, its you.
Vodka:holy shit, its you.
Ifunny: holy shit, its you.
Jozef:holy shit, its you.
friend:holy shit, its you.
Mother:holy shit, its you.
Father:holy shit, its you.
Sister:holy shit, its you.
Brother:holy shit, its you.
Grandma:holy shit, its you.
Grandpa:holy shit, its you.
Dog:holy shit, its you.
Cat:holy shit, its you.
Parakeet:holy shit, its you.
Vodka:holy shit, its you.
Ifunny: holy shit, its you.
Jozef:holy shit, its you.
by Benito Swagolini February 1, 2022
A jozef can be an Inappropriate little snitch, but a nice, funny guy at times. A jozef would be a very attached boyfriend and show you how much they like you. He
{You} “I met this crazy guy called-“
{Random retard} “Jozef?”
{You} “Yeah, how did you know?”
{Random retard} “He should be put in a mental asylum. Plus - he started showing the class some really inappropriate stuff...”
{You} “Yeah that sounds like something he would do.”
{Random retard} “Jozef?”
{You} “Yeah, how did you know?”
{Random retard} “He should be put in a mental asylum. Plus - he started showing the class some really inappropriate stuff...”
{You} “Yeah that sounds like something he would do.”
by An.Li June 13, 2019
by Mrbananaa November 21, 2021
Greatest polish general of all time behind sobieski , true king, stopped the communist from infiltrating our beautiful country and led his nation even past the Nazi invasion
Uneducated person: hey man who the heck is Jozef Pilsudski
polish guy: only the best general ever!
and then they high five because fuck you
polish guy: only the best general ever!
and then they high five because fuck you
by numbnuttic March 16, 2022
Da lesser-known 18th-century classical-music composer who was very bashful about showing himself in public, and so he had to have a courier deliver the sheet-music to the publisher after he'd composed said melodic artistry.
It's too bad that modern electronics and communications didn't exist back in Franz Jozef Hidin's time, or he could simply have faxed of emailed his priceless works of music to his publishers instead of having a courier hand-deliver them.
by QuacksO January 10, 2020