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Josetts are caring, sweet girls. They have big beautiful sparkling eyes and have the most amazing smile. Josett will light up your day and make you the happiest person alive. Josett isnt the most popular but has all the friends she needs. She makes the best gf, shes cuddly and romantic but can be very kinky. Break her heart and she gets payback.
Guy 1: Damn that girl is ho-ot
Guy 2: I heard shes a total weirdo in bed
Guy 1: Whats her name?
Girl 1: Shes gorgeous right? Her names Josett, shes so sweet
Girl 2: Yeah, but if you break her heart she'll break your face
Josett by Darlin777 November 16, 2017
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Another word for extremely beautiful. Not a common name, so whoever has it is extremely special. If you meet a Jasette, you should befriend her because she will be the most awesome person you will ever meet.
Have you met Jasette? She's incredible!
You look like a Jasette today.
jasette by justnobodyknows January 4, 2014
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She is honest and will tell you like it is and only those that she truly cares about get the honesty with sugar coating. Once she wants something or someone, she’s like a bulldog…digs her teeth in until she gets what she wants or an answer as to why she can’t have it. She is adventurous and always looking to find new things to explore. She doesn’t want much out of life. Just enough money to be comfortable, a job that doesn’t bore her and a man that likes to explore with her. She has a brain that doesn’t shut down. She’s always good to keep a conversation going and really good at getting people to tell her the things they don’t share with others. She can be trusted to keep what she knows to herself and to know when not to ask.
"Hey you don't have to tell me what happend last night. It really isn't any of business, but just know I'm here for you". Joette said.
"No, I know I can trust you. First, he said....". Person who usually keeps to themselves.
Joette by crafty13 August 30, 2010

Jossette 

Jossette is VERY FRIENDLY! Easy to talk to. Loves food and guys. Adventureous, Hilarious, and Random. Can say some stupid stuff at times but you love it. Doesnt like to be mean. Always happy and energetic but if sad you should comfort. Has a BIG ass. One of the most GORGEOUS girls on Earth. Has a great body. Has many friends. Has great style! Is the PERFECT girlfriend or best friend. You can tell her anything! I down for her shit. Doesnt like to fight but if she has to, she will. Will always have your back. If you find a Jossette, then you are very lucky because there are not many.
Guy 1- man i think i like Jossette
Guy 2- really? Cause i do too!
Jossette by Ipwidldveudloa January 4, 2012

Jossette 

A very nice girl. VERY friendly and easy to talk to. VERY GORGEOUS!!! The perfect girlfriend or best friend. Knows how to make you laugh. Knows how to dress. Loves food and guys! Very energetic and loves to have a fun time. Has lots of friends. Has a big ass! Very loud. Has the perfect body.
Guy 1- man is that Jossette?
Guy 2- yeah, shes perfect!

Guy 1- she's mine!
Jossette by Porwtilo January 4, 2012
A name of a girl which means friendly..............................................................................................................extremely awesome,cool,unique and very very special and has a thousand of personalities...Could have a great body figure

Someone determined that she can do everything the way she likes it...
Cristiann: Hey man, is that Josette?

Popi: Yup, she's awesome

Cristiann: She's kinda my best friend

Popi: In your dreams, i kinda like her

Cristiann: Yeah, me too, she's a nice friend
Josette by Mrs.Bookworm :) December 15, 2009
an Amazing Talented Woman
whos heart is bigger than her mind
Mann that joetta is awsome
Joetta by Cxx October 16, 2008
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