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v. to break an electronic object by throwing darts at the monitor while drunk.
dude you just jonwinged my computer. you owe me $1400.
jonwing by Jack_Bauer_ February 15, 2006
Related Words
Joywin • joswin • Joycing • joymin • Joydin • joying • Joylin • Jaywin • Jobwin's Law • jodwin

almond joying 

Eating ass
I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying
almond joying by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014
The most ambled and understanding man. He very friendly handsome and makes everyone laugh. He can be a friend of anyone. He a witty man.
That man is a Joswin
Joswin by Zing. August 31, 2018
They're two they're four they're six and
eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
Round Tidmouth sheds or far away,
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his friends
Thomas he's the cheeky one
James is vain but lots of fun
Percy pulls the mail on time
Gordon thunders down the line
Emily really knows her stuff
Henry toots and huffs and puffs
Edward wants to help and share
Toby, well let's say, he's square
They're two they're four they're six and eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
Round tidmouth shed or far away
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his friends
They're two they're four they're six and eight
Shunting trucks and hauling freight
red and green and brown and blue
they're the really useful crew
All with different roles to play
Round tidmouth shed or far away
Down the hills and round the bends
Thomas and his friends
Joswin is the tank
Joswin by NIGGA123TomasTheTankEngine November 26, 2019
She is really pretty and everyone loves her . she is caring and kind but she doesn't show it . She can be really mean so don't mess with her . She has a confident personality and she loves to cook . She can be really bad at maths and she is really beautiful and hot . Humble and trust worthy and a friend u definitely DO NOT WANT TO LOSE she is also very funny and loves to joke around.
OMG joylin is very funny
Joylin by Urban dictionary179 August 15, 2019
To visit a woman of ill-repute whilst on ones lunch break. Usual excuses include the queue at the bank or post office.
"Are you joycing this lunchtime?"
"Yes, I'm off down the White Horse"

"You look relaxed this afternoon"
"Of course. I was joycing it over lunch."
Joycing by aniello told me so April 23, 2009
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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