Joynes

A geek who programs computers and usually look like Bill Gates.

Ciaran: Hey! Look at that geek on his computer! What a Joynes!!!!!!!!

by Alex Foxon April 26, 2008

luke joynes

Likes to stick his thumb up kids bums! He’s a fat cunt and he’s coming for you! Run!

Omg it’s a Luke Joynes 😱😱😱

by Normiethot6969 March 12, 2019

Jr finger pointer joyner

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.

Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

by lord of hell June 18, 2010

jughead jones

Literally the hottest person ever, has a sad past, and underrated.

"Idk just he's from riverdale, Jughead jones."

by Camtheswag May 24, 2017

Jughead Jones

A very attractive, and smart young man. His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. He is a very talented writer, and he's also quite cute. (Notice me senpai) He is dating Betty Cooper, and is also good friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.

Jughead: It's called Necrophilia, Reggie. Can you spell it?
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 27, 2018

Stoney Jones

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.

When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.

by jdub31979 January 11, 2012

Davy Jones' Gravy

Davy Jones' Gravy is a dark, murky fecal/water combination that is the result of a particularly non-solid bowel movement, obscuring from vision all below it's putrid depths. Commonly found in public restrooms and port-o-potties.

I went to use the outhouse at the construction site, but it was so full that my balls dipped into Davy Jones' Gravy when I sat down.

by Hammer of Jesus February 14, 2017