jones'd

when one torches a ganja bowl

Eric Jones'd the damn bowl again!

by Dr. Ganjaman June 14, 2010

Jones'd

Typically described as a total failure in the field of technology.

1) Looks like that server is Jones'd, it crashed again. 2) Who Jones'd the storage, I can't access my files? 3) Error code: 0x0000007E, it's Jones'd. 4) It wasn't Jones'd by me, you must have Jones'd it!

by BuckeyesSuck June 13, 2011

jones'd

verb; jones'd
used in past tense

1.To have ones ass handed to one.

2.Embarresment in public

"You got jones'd" or "I jones'd your ass"

by Mr. Pickles March 27, 2004

Jones'd

This is when your get stomped on so bad, your legs invert, and your eyes bug out, like crickets and shit.

"Damn, did you see the kid after the fight? He looked all Jones'd and shit, god damn"

by Simply February 9, 2005

Jones'd

same as above

When i had hardcore butt sex with your mom, YOU GOT JONES'D

by Ronald McDonald November 12, 2003

Jones'd

Loosing at something really badly, in a video game, etc.

After loosing at the game, he got Jones'd!

by Brian Heaton October 1, 2003

jones'd

When someone asks you to do something, and you don't wanna do it but you know you should

dude 1: "I'm gonna go get another beer"
dude 2: "hey while you're up can you take all these empty glasses back to the bar"
dude 1: "my man you just jones'd me"

My roommate jones'd himself into doing dishes when he cooked dinner and realised there were no clean plates left

by tyrannosaurusReflex January 11, 2022