Joxting

Expressing humor/funny jokes through text messages

"Dude i heard this really funny joke last night while joxting my friend"

by Tankerton Phillips March 1, 2010

Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 7, 2008

jaxting

to be simultaneously texting and "jacking off", typically while sexting or looking at porn while texting a friend or family member.

Dude, I was totally jaxting the other day.

by jimmyDEAN January 4, 2013

Josting

(Just Offenders Serving Time) The act of serving time in jail or prison

Yeah, girl. Me and Amanda were josting together last week.

by Kablamber May 31, 2018

Jomtingz

a mega party. only the awesome of the awesome may attend these godlike events. no one knows how these sacred things were made but it is thought that the jomgods had created this for people to enjoy. men have been driven insane trying to grasp the awesomeness of a jomtingz. it has been said that chuck norris was conceived at a jomtingz.

" yooo broo are you going to the jomtingz tonight?"
" yeah bro but it will take me like an hour to spike my hair up and pick out the shirt that shows of my rippiling biceps well enough"
" true bro i have to get my brooklyn tough guy accent just perfect"

^ neither of these guys would attend a jomtingz because they sound like complete guidos. i should kill whoever even mentioned the phrase around them.

by boddymon24 June 4, 2010

JEAN JOLTING

The act of having a female's vagina stimulated by one's hand through her jeans.

My boyfriend gave me a good jean jolting last night.

by orblog genius June 25, 2008

Jexting

Messaging someone while masturbating; jacking off. If you ever do this, you are actually weird.

"Ohh, dude im jexting rn."
"Dude, what the fuck."

by Indue May 5, 2022