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A librarian type lady, but the nice kind. Also is probably "the cool" aunt who has lots of snacks and always treats you to breakfast. She's always nice and clean and expects visitors to be clean too. She is also an angel and takes care of everyone that needs help. You can stay at her house any time and help yourself to pudding cups and string cheese, because again, she always has lots of snacks. She smells lovely because she showers everyday, religiously. She's also never is bossy. Bossiness is not even in her vocabulary.
"Oh, I love that sweet librarian lady Jowanda. She always has snacks"
"Jowanda is such a cool aunt, she's always there for you"
Jowanda by yohosparrow November 25, 2021
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A girl who is loving and kind but can sometimes be mean. She’s cute and bubbly but can also be a bad bitch at times. She always down for a chat and always looks out for her friends. Jolanda is the type of girl that can eat a whole cow and still remain the same weight.
Jolanda is a baddy.
Jolanda by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
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Jasmine Jawanda 

Highschool shordy who acts like a hoe. She has a tight clit perfectly made to bang/gangbang. Very hot in bed and loves to suck peens. Budget version of a stripper.
Him...Look at that girl down the street. Man shes bomb
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda
Jasmine Jawanda by Hashi80 June 14, 2019
She is a caring and lovely person but a little dirty minded and sometimes a bitch,she is smart and gets jealous quickly
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Jowana by Ahmad252 January 1, 2020
Jolanda's are caring people. They always think about a way to cheer you up, although they are not always happy themselves. They love to surprise you with funny gifts. Are on the one hand naive and gullible, but on the other hand a bit suspicious towards strangers and the unknown. Often underestimate themselves, but are very creative and smart. They love family and friends very much and miss them when they're not around. A Jolanda has a need for attention and won't feel well without people around her. Loves to talk and call you on the phone. Sometimes seems to complain a lot, but she never gives up, even though life is sometimes difficult. Jolanda's can be a bit irritating and too affectionate. Has a generous smile, an infectious laugh and are very sweet, which is why people like to be with her.
Girl: Look what I got, a cute present from Jolanda!
Other girl: Ahww that is so sweet!

Boy: Who was calling on the phone?
Girl: Oh, it's Jolanda!
Jolanda by TheFamilyGirl December 18, 2018
The best friggin name ever for one! Pretty, smart, and funny! Gives the best advice because she is the greatest person. Isnt easily defined. Oh yeah, did I mention she has awesome hair (cus' she does). The kindest sweetest friend anyone could ever ask for. I <3 YOU.
You remind me of a Joanda.
Joanda by unknownpseudonym November 27, 2011
An all around fun person. Loves extraordinary things encluding photography to designing. Tend to be a little talkative but all around nice , funny, and an enjoyable person
You just like a Jawanda
You're photos are amazing just like a Jawanda
Hey Jawanda
jawanda by Dropitlikeithot March 4, 2017
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