Jovked 

When you`ve multi-fail`d.
When you have no brain.
When your WoW account get stolen...AGAIN!
When your WoW account get scammed...AGAIN!

Buying a rogue for 4k then get scammed LOLjovked!

Jovked by Astanos October 28, 2010

Jooked 

adj.

To be stabbed.

"Get jooked with a spike!"
-Necro

Jooked by Kadava September 25, 2003

Jonked 

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

Jonked by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

Douche Joked by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

joked out 

When a person is laughing really hard.

"I swear to Moses... That boy Tustin fell in slow motion. It was so funny, I was joked out!"

joked out by Lusher Lion February 9, 2014

Speed Jocked 

When rolling in your whip on the street a slow driver pops infront of you making you decrease your speed

Hey niggah im sorry that im late this bitch Speed Jocked me i was doing 65 and she made me do 30

Speed Jocked by lilnater July 12, 2009

bon jovied

to be interupted in the act of sex, i.e. while you are "half way there". see also getting off at the billy mills roundabout.

trev - "i was shagging my bird the other night and got bon jovied by her mother"
dave - "shite eh?"

bon jovied by mb88 January 9, 2008