Jovanitis 

The propensity for veteran FRC students to get frustrated and want to do everything themselves.

“Why is Alexis building all of the swerve modules herself? I thought she had a team.”
“She has contracted Jovanitis and kicked them all off.”

Jovanitis by cant_th1nk_of_a_name February 1, 2024

javavitis 

The putrid afternoon stench of 3 day old coffee breath. Usually noticed on a co-worker that tends to get ones attention while leaning over your shoulder for "assistance"

Talking to Alan this morning, his javavitis nearly knocked me over. DAMN!!!

javavitis by R. T. Buehler May 13, 2006

Covanitis 

A medical condition in which a person plays so much halo that they forget to come to work/school. Common symptoms include twitchy thumbs and pale skin.

Covanitis affected many people this past Tuesday, when Halo 3 was released.

Covanitis by Colidis Columpis October 13, 2007

Japanitis 

The sleepy, sluggish feeling you get after eating too much sushi. Much like the itis, but sushi specific.

Oh man, that all-you-can-eat sushi place gave me a bad case of Japanitis

Japanitis by FeuJaune January 3, 2011

Jonitis 

the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal

'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'

Jonitis by Super Jo April 6, 2008

jovanati 

An italian wannabe rapper sitting on the crapper (waiting for something to happen.... but nothings going to happen at all.)

*stupid face*

jovanati by Celeste March 19, 2004

jonasitis 

It means to be addicted to the Jonas brothers and their music.

OMJ, I think I have Jonasitis.

jonasitis by Sarita Marita July 7, 2008