Jolanitus 

An cancerous disease that starts to grow slowly in one's anus. The person in question that carries this disease feels like he/she is getting pounded in the butt from time to time. The anus will turn green and become moldy while at the same time there is also some blood loss. So far there is only 1 person diagnosed with this disease. He's the blond lord of the homosexuals, which is believed to be the cause of said disease; massive anal orgies.

"Oh my, I have Jolanitus in my ass" or
"My asshole turned a lil' moldy.."

-"Oh, you might have Jolanitus?"

Jolanitus by Anonanon89 March 20, 2018

Johanitis

When your harriers fail to achieve any kills in a game of Modern Warfare 2.

"Fuck my harrier just keeps spinning around in a circle. That shit got Johanitis"

Johanitis by Oyorra March 8, 2010

Johnitus 

The Use of "Leel", "Lel", and watching "Anime" are all symptoms of johnitus.
We can treat symptoms.

This kid is getting johnitus

Johnitus by Jski21 December 28, 2018

janitus 

A leg disease that is very werid and people hardly have it and mostly people named Jan have it

Nahhh he has janitus

janitus by LllllllllllI445 April 7, 2022

Jovanitis 

The propensity for veteran FRC students to get frustrated and want to do everything themselves.

“Why is Alexis building all of the swerve modules herself? I thought she had a team.”
“She has contracted Jovanitis and kicked them all off.”

Jovanitis by cant_th1nk_of_a_name February 1, 2024