Joult

Joult: ship name between Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult. (Just putting it out there though, r.i.p. Joult 2014)

Joult broke up! My life is so over. Just let the walking dead eat me now.

Joult by skye817 January 3, 2015

Jult 

Jult is a cult of stays (especially Jisung stans). Legends say that if you join the Jult your life will be perfect and happiness will consume you. But there is one condition for this to happen, you need to change the first letter of every word to a J (in honour of our god and saviour Han Jisung aka J.One aka squirrel/quokka).

Join jhe Jult or Jisung jhe jing jhat javed jveryone.

Jult by Juokka August 6, 2019

Joule Misanthropy

The avoidance of using the Joule as a unit of energy. Sometimes used equivocally, especially in the United States, in describing a strong preference for the use of the calorie. Specifically, Joule Misanthropy refers to those who castigate or otherwise judge humans who do express energy as joules. Joule Misanthropists are known as being particularly intransigent in their anti-joule stance.

This inclination and its relatively widespread popularity are thought to have been originated by those who opposed the popularity of James Prescott Joule. This movement probably began after Joule famously spurned William Thomson (later Lord Kelvin); the two had planned an experiment together, which Joule then neglected in favor of marriage and a honeymoon. Although essentially left standing at the flask, Lord Kelvin understood and offered his congratulations to the happy couple. However, Kelvin supporters were enraged and began an anti-Joule campaign. This caught hold particularly in the Americas, probably due the residual anti-English sentiment of the time.

Formally, Joule Misanthropy is defined as the the use of a unit of energy other than the joule in a context in which the use of said unit would generally be considered illogical or not practical. For example, expressing the energy required by a human to lift a small object in electronvolts would constitute Joule Misanthropy.

"Hey, I heard Patty was accepted to that prestigious US institution!"

"Yes, but he has decided not to attend due to the widespread Joule Misanthropy there."

"That's a shame. I can't believe people can still be so small minded in the 21st century."

Joule Misanthropy by Big Diggity February 19, 2015

Peep jousting 

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.

Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.

Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006

Dick Joust 

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

Dick Joust by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Hot Joulsey 

Similar to a hot carl however instead of shitting in a sock, you shit in a helmet and put it on your/someone's head.

Nathan: I just gave myself a Hot Joulsey! Now my head smells like shit.
I had to take off my normal helmet to put on the shit filled helmet!

Hot Joulsey by Hot Joulsey May 13, 2014

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.

I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.

Mattress Jousting by Big Short January 20, 2009