A mixture of rum and coke (mostly rum) in a small scotch glass with enough ice to hear a jingle from at least 10 feet away. In order for it to be a true Julian Drink, you must carry it at all times, while doing various illegal activities, including Breaking and Entering, Robbery, and Illegal Drug Trafficing.
Martin made a Julian Drink before going to sell his dope to the local prison guards.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.