Jostining
Jostining by lookatyou2992 September 9, 2023
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justining
1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block
4.) Making out with really ugly girls
5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block
4.) Making out with really ugly girls
5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state
Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.
I've been justining so often I think I have mono.
Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.
I've been justining so often I think I have mono.
Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!
justining by meowtown23 October 20, 2014
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