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justicing 

When you stand forth, like a bolt of justice, getting in everyone's way to apply justice no matter what anyone else thinks or what the cost is. Like dropping a nuke on the house of a person you don't like, or pushing all your friends out of the way to get to a hot chick.
Earl and his friends are standing in a group and they notice a hot chick. They all talk about her and none know what to do. They're all like "holy crap i don't know what to do, I'm a retard." Then Earl fuckin pees on everyone in the group, making them look stupid. He lunges forward holding his hands out to block all his friends, and walks towards the girl and totally bones her.

(Justicing)
justicing by thetruth. March 9, 2008

Justicing 

the act of deciding a dispute, mainly involves the rating of a female and the settling of insults
Matt was justicing when he decided Anneke was top 5.
Justicing by First Justicer December 7, 2009

Fire Juicing

Explosive diarrhea that burn's like living hell. Pure brown fire water exploding from your rectum. Usually a result of excessing drinking, overeating or irritable bowel syndrome.
Sunday morning's hangover recovery time was only interrupted by the screams of Carl's room mate Roger as he was Fire Juicing to eradicate the prior night's poison .
Fire Juicing by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
juicing by Skillz April 16, 2003

Story Juicing 

The act of using storoids in order to make the storytelling of an event that took place sound much more interesting than the actual true events that took place.
Danny was definitely story juicing when he told us the story of what took place at the bar last night.
Story Juicing by StoryJuicer2 December 28, 2011

Self juicing

"Alex is nowhere to be found. Probably busy self juicing."
Self juicing by Dalarass September 23, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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