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A cool chick, who once had a massive fringe, but now has none. She is an amazing person covered in freckles and moleys. She cuts her baby hair and clearly loves to be dominated. she has masive boobs and loves to get dem out at every chance.

She is addicted to piercings and usually wants a tattoo across her back.
That girl is josiem, check out the freckles, moles, tats and piercings.
Josiem by coolgurl4lyfe June 12, 2011
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josiesexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to Josie Saltzman and Simps over her
Omg Hope was having sex dreams about Josie, she has too be Josiesexual
josiesexual by Josie simp 😏 December 30, 2020
The smartest, hottest, inspiring, goodhearted woman you'll ever meet.

If you know a Josima be sure to keep her. They are hard to find!
I love my sister Josima.
Josima by camiluc November 28, 2012
Bright, fun loving, crazy, and absolutely hilarious are just some of the things that describe Josie. She's fun to be around and is the light of the party. She brings out the best in everyone in ever situation.

Josie doesn't really like to admit she's wrong, but that's just a minor personality aspect that is left behind and forgotten.

Josie is like a magnet- she attracts people to her with just a flash of her smile or her kind laugh. She's beautiful on the inside, though she doesn't know it.
Josie's BFF: I wish he would notice me, just like everyone notices you, Josie!
Josie: Wait a second. I can handle this.
Guy 1: Hey Josie!
Josie: Hi! Hey, do you see that girl over there? My BFF
Guy 1: Yeah...
Josie: Don't you think she's pretty?
Guy 1: Well yeah, actually she's more than pretty, I um...
Josie: Go talk to her
LATER: Josie: There you go!
Josie's BFF: You're such a Josie. Thanks.
Josie by SashaDaDragon May 25, 2017
Will love you forever if you bring her food and/or play with her hair
Message From Josie:

😘😘😊😘😘😘
Josie by ZammmTruth May 21, 2016
a badass girl who loves talking and having fun. sometimes she can get sad and when she does, watch her. mostly have blue or green eyes. when she's mad she is MAD. loves cuddling and play fighting, and can never make up her mind for shit.
josie name
Josie by chickentickler December 25, 2013
Josie. she's a girl you dream about every night. the most amazingly perfect girl. if you look into her eyes you will see that she is an angel and that you could never compare any girl to her. she's STUNNING and every guy wishes that they could have her. she's sweet, funny, but sometimes, she doesn't realize that her perfect guy could be right in front of her the while time and all she had to do is give him one chance, to show how much he loves her.
"Damn. she could be the one. I think she's a Josie."
Josie by The Wishful Thinker January 9, 2014
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go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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