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josh isn't real 

Clique meme and reference to the famous forest fic for twenty one pilots which you should read.
I told you tyler, josh isn't real.
josh isn't real by simune August 16, 2017

Josh Thole 

The very very very sexy catcher for the New York Mets.
Person 1: Josh Thole is playing in todays Mets game.
Every girl in New York: OMGGG I have to watch!!!
Josh Thole by Manddda July 26, 2012

Josh the Bowl 

A method of lighting a bowl wherein one completes a full circle with the lighter, eliminating any chances of greens for the next person in the rotation.

The complete opposite of cornering the bowl.

Often accompanied by the breaking of a hotbox.
"It cool if I Josh the bowl dude?"

"Yeah man torch the fuck out of it."

or

"Totally Joshed the bowl dude..."

"My bad dude, I'll pack the next."

Josh the cunt 

See that guy over there, let's call him Josh the cunt
Josh the cunt by CUM AT ME M8 December 15, 2016

Josh the scrub 

A REALLY attractive guy that acts stupid but is really quite smart. It's easy to fall in love with him even though he is a scrub. He's really funny and gets along well with people. He's hot guy and has intense, focused eyes, that make you love him. He has a strong finesse game, he's low key and distracted sometimes, but you should get to know him because he is loving and caring, even though he might be a scrub, get his number cuz he's an exception
Josh the scrub is actually really attractive and chill
Josh the scrub by HotBae01 March 15, 2017

Josh turner 

The sexiest man in the u inverse extremely handsome and is extremely smart he has one of the best voices in country music
Josh turner is definetly one of the hottest
Josh turner by Hit men June 9, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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