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Josery is a confident young man. Who loves to boast about himself, is known for singing his own praises. And is a lover of his family ( literally) has no shame in taking his family as a partner. He is shameless and will do anything to please people. Though he can be charming don’t be fooled for what is said from his mouth is nothing short from a lie.
Friend: should we invite Josery ?

Josery : can I come ?

Friend : nehhhhh
Josery by Curt3an January 27, 2025
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joselyn is a short latina, very beautiful and funny. she has a amazing personality, you can always count on her for anything. if your having a bad day she will turn that into a amazing day. she has a one of a kind personality. she enjoys dancing and has a amazing laugh. she will always make you laugh the most. she’s very sensitive and can fall in love really deep very fast.she will do anything for her friends, if you try messing with any of her friends she will go crazy. if you ever meet a joselyn your very lucky and don’t ever loose her because that will be a mistake that you’ll always regret. she’s full of joy and she will try her best at hiding her pain. she’s a girl who goes through a lot but no one realizes because she’s always laughing and being goofy. she’s a very strong, smart, goofy, and beautiful girl. she’s really popular, everyone loves her. she’s a loyal person to her friends, family and a speacial someone. her smile can always light up a room and her laugh is definitely one of a kind. joselyn is just the best.
girl : joselyn you make me laugh so much i love you

boy: i never wanna loose you, your so beautiful.
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If you run into a girl named Joselyn, she's usually a very short latina, brown hair, brown eyes, and beautiful. Joselyns are really talented and will always brighten up your day when having a bad day. She's smart, and has tons of friends. Joselyns can be slightly shy unless you get to actually know her.
She's someone you'd want to know!
Example: Bro... i don't know how to talk to Joselyn, i get hella shy around her.
Joselyn by Joselyn March 28, 2017
Joselyn is a name for a beautiful girl. brown hair , brown eyes, funny , cheerful, kind, great singer. a girl named joselyn is a girl you will not want to mess with she may seem sweet but if you hurt her you may regret it. once you meet a girl named joselyn you will fall in love but don't mess with her feelings girls named joselyn may be or are very sensitive. You will fall in love with a girl named Joselyn you will regret leaving her she will rip your heart out . great best friend .
Example 1 :Dude, I can't believe I left Joselyn heart-broken last night and she just left running...(hope she's ok)

example 2: Joselyn you are the best friend ever I don't know what I would do without you!!!:)
joselyn by jloveeeee December 21, 2013

Josey Humour 

a bizarre type of humour that roots from a TPOT camp named "BFTS". Some symptoms of Josey humour are:

1. Saying WTF way too much
2. Saying "lma" and "lmak" instead/with "lmao"
3. Stroke-like reactions to very weird jokes, usually replacing "WTF" with something like "WTAFYUIOAJULJIHNKML"
4. Mispelling of common words all the time
5. Big Chungus
"that's almost as big as BIG CHUNGUS!!!!!!! WTYRFGYHDUIUGYSHJKL"
"o jeez i think uve got Josey Humour lma"
"lma"
Josey Humour by qKitti May 10, 2021
Joselyn is a girl who you don't want to be messing with. She is a has a strong personality and cares a lot about her friends. But when you really get to know her, she is one of the most sweetest girls in the whole world
Boy: Joselyn is so mean to me.
Girl: Joselyn is one my best friends and is so sweet once you really know her
Joselyn by Starbucks King_Os June 15, 2018
A sexy indivual who is beautiful , smart , funny , and amazing . Someone who is confident and doesnt care about drama.
I wish i was a Josmery !
Josmery by Jossssssy July 6, 2011
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