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A great girl. She always thinks her most adorable features are her worst. She's beautiful though nobody, not even herself can see it. She's tough and shy, but once you get past her shell she's hilarious and caring and sensitive and awesome. She's a badass until she uses you as a pillow and spills her guts. The only reason she doesn't have a boyfriend is because she doesn't think she can.
Nerdy Guy: Hey, wanna see my minecraft?
Josey: No. *punches on arm*

Josey: Hey you, I'm gonna use you as a human pillow now.
Other Guy: Cool
Nerdy Guy: I think I'm bruised
by ThatGuyJake April 13, 2014
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A nice wonderful girl. Has the prettiest eyes and beautiful smile but she hates to smile. She has a hard time on thinking of herself pretty but really is. She can go through many relationships but once she gets with the right guy she sticks with him and doesn't let him go. She's one of those girls who's caring but loves to have fun. She's very shy but has a great personality. Joseys are one if those all around fun people.
Dang I can't believe Josey has been dating that same guy for 11 months and 3 days. She usually goes through a boyfriend every 3 weeks. I guess she must be happy with Tyler.
by Queen Latifa1589 February 15, 2014
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Josey is a very beautiful person she has a VERY THICC QND NICE ASSSS THAT SHIT FAT AF. And she also has a very pretty smile and face. We all would want to be with her! In conclusion her ass is so nice
Yo you no that girl Josey

Yea why
Bc her ass is fineeee”
by Woodpecker January 07, 2019
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A buck toothed Boy Scout bitch who looks fifty years younger than his wife, can’t grow any facial hair, is a determined hall monitor who also enjoys a good night of playing with his action figures (Star Wars duh)
He is such a Josey
by Lannan Abdenour January 11, 2019
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