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Power held by the Legendary Jorts! that grants the wearer the ability to mind fuck famales to orgasm. Also grants one the power to mystically dominate at fantasy football and piss awesome.
Girl 1: OMG who is that sexy hawtie
Girl 2: I just came...twice OMGZ
Guy 1: I wish I had the power of the Jorti
Jorti by bigsacajuea July 25, 2012
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A jordie is a attractive female with big tits.
Dude, that chick with big tits is definitely a jordie.
Jordie by Ucfjordan November 12, 2018
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Jordie Jordan 

Jordie Jordan is a speedrunner on twitch.tv. He is currently holding two world records, one is the wendy's chili any% WR and the ragequit 100% WR. He holds second place in the banquet meal speedrun any% glitchless WR. He is also known for his music, such as Banworld, Carried Diamond, and Conway. He goes by the alias "Liquid Richard" on his music channel. You can watch his speedruns on twitch.tv/wingsofredemption .
Have you seen Jordie Jordan's speedrun?

Yeah, he was able to beat his pb in the banquet meal any% speedrun.
Jorgina is a super rare girl, she is beautiful and stunning unlike the other girls. She has tons of talents from A to Z, she is very sporty and has really good grades. She is the most popular girl in school and only pics boys if she wants them, she is hottest girl with the best body. She will never show her feelings around her friends. She will put on a face that no ones what is happening in the back ground. She is stable and feet to the ground. She is super funny and crack up also super determined You will be so lucky to find her she makes your life so much better than it already was.
“Omg is that Jorgina.”
I wish I could be her friend.
Jorgina by Jaxs2231 March 21, 2020
A Jorie is a girl who will always make you laugh. Sh will make your day even when you are having the worst day of your life. She is really energetic and will always make you smile. She has the best personality with a crazy attitude. Normally has brown hair and brown eyes. She has a great laughter and all the boys attention. She is very beautiful but does not realize it. If you would have a Jorie in your life it would be so much better. You would always want to be around her.
Me- dude is that a Jorie
Jake- YAH we should go talk to here
Me- NAH ill get her number somehow
A Jorie is a kind, beautiful soul who has a strong work ethic and knows how to make a person laugh. She is funny, sensible, strong, caring, and never fails to make your day. Jorie has a close group of friends whom she loves and supports, and always makes their days better. Jorie is a wonderful being and is one of the best people you’ll meet.
“Wow, she is such a genuine person! Who is she?”
“Oh, that’s Jorie”
Jorie by Butterball.burt February 23, 2020
cool fucking guy he is known for the guy that has had sex at least one time with every girl in your school, yeah that guy. Total chad, amazing body, stays very humble though. He often is confused with a goblin based on his voice and mannerisms, a very cool guy nonetheless.
damn look at jorbick he is such a jorbick
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