Jortipede

A human chain of people all wearing jorts, but the right leg of a jort is worn of the left leg of one person, and the left leg of the jort is worn on the right leg of another person, this chain continues as long as you can find enough unstable people to continue the chain of misery

Josh: Hey! Wanna come join in on the human Jortipede?
Anyone: what is a Jortipede?

Jortipede by Mr.Brighter May 11, 2026

Jerkipede 

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.

These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.

Jerkipede by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

jortopede

A line of people connected by wearing 2 jorts, one on each leg, where each jorts are "connecting" two people. Jorts worn on the left leg would connect to the person on the left, wearing the same jorts on their right leg, and so on.

"The jortopede is going to happen at some point. Do you want to be in on the ground floor, or do you want to be someone like everybody else that want in when it becomes popular?" - Josh Strife Hayes

jortopede by YouHaveTrouble May 11, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008