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joyriding 

1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.
'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '
joyriding by raaassspyyy September 3, 2006

Jorsting 

The loser in the corner is jorsting with his jean shorts.
That creepy jorster is trying to hit on me.
Jorsting by lambylamb May 25, 2010
To over do something until the point that it no longer looks good.
That cake was cute until Cortney went crazy jerrizing it. Now it just looks like a big clump of frosting and sprinkles! I needed that cake for a baby shower and now I'll have to go to the store and buy a new one then hide it so Cortney can't ruin another cake by jerrizing it.
Jerrizing by loverly72 June 22, 2011

Joyriding 

The act of going to a cycling class for the sole purpose of staring at the busty instructor
Dude, my girlfriend thinks I'm going to the gym to get healthy when I'm really just joyriding
Joyriding by Dickmuncher3000 June 13, 2015

Joyriding 

The act of sexual intercourse within the confines of a driverless car, while in motion.
John: "I took Mary out Joyriding last night."
Jack: " Nice man, I knew that you would get her".
Joyriding by Pengyvan May 12, 2016
The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".
Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!
Jorting by clockcatcall September 14, 2010