1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.
'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '
That cake was cute until Cortney went crazy jerrizing it. Now it just looks like a big clump of frosting and sprinkles! I needed that cake for a baby shower and now I'll have to go to the store and buy a new one then hide it so Cortney can't ruin another cake by jerrizing it.
The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".
Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!