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1.Noun- an ambiguous term known only by Canadians. The noun form has a variety of different meanings all of witch are uncertain.
ex. Youve got alot of jornk in there.
2. Verb - again this usage is ambiguous and has a variety of different meanings. Its verbal form can take on the forms jornks, jornked, jornking, or jornksings.

ex. Hey you stop jornkin over dare.
3. Adjective- This form can describe any noun in any language. It is uncertain, however, what this discription means.

ex. The jornked moose is nolonger living.
4. Adverb- this form can describe any verb or any other adjective, including the adjective form of the word jornk which can describe the noun form of the word jornk which can assume the action of the verb form of jornk.

ex. The jornky jornked jornk jornked maple syrup.
Get the Jornk in the trornk and lets blow this maple syrup stand
Jornk by bobsagit111111111115 January 15, 2009
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The Jonkler 

Arch Enemy of Man
The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
The Jonkler by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023
Related Words
Jornk • Jornking • Jornky • jonk • jork • joink • Jorik • Jonker • Jonking • jonko
That Jornky looking real funky.
Jornky by LogantheChicken August 27, 2021

Jonksauce 

Of or pertaining to Josh Jonkman. Ew...
Hey look, there's Jonksauce, walkin' down the street. Ew...
Jonksauce by what_the_boss May 13, 2010
the term “jorcked” can be used to describe a situation where an individual, through their own actions or the actions of others, has experienced or been subject to an embarrassing or slightly degrading event. Although quite often a “jorcking” occurs in the context of humour, particularly for the audience of any such event, it is not essential to classifying an event as a “jorcking"
She just jorcked herself on the van window
Jorcked by Fennerd group effort October 28, 2010
Happy yourself in any situation or predicament
We have no money to show but yet we jorngolo.
Life is too short so make we jorngolo.
Jorngolo by Kojo Prime October 17, 2018

jonkin my jeter 

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

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