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jorkin it 

jerkin your johnson and then a dragon walks in?
'in the stripped club. straight up "jorkin it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits'
jorkin it by xanderiom June 8, 2023
Used as a exclamation of happiness for when you’re happy
Person 1: Bro, I got a 100 on my test yesterday!
Person 2: You were straight Jorkin-it yesterday bruh!
Jorkin-it by thatfunnygermanman October 18, 2023

Jorkin it 

Guy: at a strip club, straight up Jorkin it. And by 'it' i mean my penids

jorkin it 

when you be in the stripped club and you are feeling a little frisky so you whip it out (peenits) and you jork it(stroke)
i was in the stripped club straight up jorkin it and by it well lets say my peenits
jorkin it by FunkyFent August 1, 2024

Pseudo Jerkin It 

Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.
Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.

jerkin it old school 

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.
Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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