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A girl who likes weird things and has a crazy mind. She Thinks that she can write correctly in Dutch, but naaaah, she can’t…

But everyone who has a friend like a Jorien, is very lucky!
Jorien: WOW, How did you get your shoes so clean?!?!

Me: Just bought them, they’re new…

Jorien: Smart
Jorien by Coco_<3 November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
Wanna-be Four Eyes :)
Hey, look. You don't even need glasses. You look like a Jorien.
Jorien by Jorien October 16, 2008
Related Words
Jorien Joriena Jorden Jorgen Jorie jolien Joren jorina Jorian jorielle
The name of PewDiePie's (or Felix Kjellberg's) pet horse in Minecraft, who has the tendency to disappear at random moments in time.
"Jörgen? Jörgen? Goddamnit, Jörgen, where the hell are you?"
"Jörgen, thank God I found you! I was so scared! I'll never leave you again!"
"Jörgen, stay here."
Jörgen by softiesamuell June 27, 2019
Pewdiepie's horse in minecraft. Best known for getting lost
Pewdiepie: Jörgen? Jörgen? Where are you? Jörgen?
Jörgen by Random homo sapien June 28, 2019
A very very large large crap left in a high school bathroom or next to a fallen tree. Typically in the shape of a right angle. To make an official jorgenbar, one must not wipe in the same stall but in the one next to it...thus preserving the bar for future stundents to admire!
Serious straining required!
Oh dear god, what the hell is that? And how the hell is it in a right angle? That my friend is a jorgenbar
jorgenbar by kd7tdc February 24, 2008

Jorrendous

horrible or anything bad,
a mispelled or cuter way of saying horrendous
Ann still chasing Beryl's poppet..
ohmahgosh such a jorrendous cheapie bs!
Jorrendous by primaverabebe February 5, 2010
A Jorie is a girl who will always make you laugh. Sh will make your day even when you are having the worst day of your life. She is really energetic and will always make you smile. She has the best personality with a crazy attitude. Normally has brown hair and brown eyes. She has a great laughter and all the boys attention. She is very beautiful but does not realize it. If you would have a Jorie in your life it would be so much better. You would always want to be around her.
Me- dude is that a Jorie
Jake- YAH we should go talk to here
Me- NAH ill get her number somehow
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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