Jordts 

Jordts are shorts made of a blue jean material that can be fabricated into shorts, or shorts that are cut off near the kneecap. They are often worn by people with little dignity, rednecks, or anybody in flannel.

"Man, those were some nice jordts Aaron had on at school the other day."

Dude, did you buy those jordts? Where can I get some?" "No man, I didn't buy them, I made my jordts last week!"

Jordts by Rich Janor February 12, 2009

International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

Moisty Jorts by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

creaming my jorts by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

Joey Jordison 

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer

fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison

Joey Jordison by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005

Booty Jorts 

Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.

I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.

Booty Jorts by eqkfa07 July 21, 2009

Joey Jordison 

Joey Jordison is the lead drummer for Slipknot, and he is a guitarist for Murderdolls. He is only 5'3", but he is fucking awesome. He's very hot as well.

Joey Jordison fucking rocks!

Joey Jordison by -Tragedy- July 23, 2006