Jordts are shorts made of a blue jean material that can be fabricated into shorts, or shorts that are cut off near the kneecap. They are often worn by people with little dignity, rednecks, or anybody in flannel.
"Man, those were some nice jordts Aaron had on at school the other day."
Dude, did you buy those jordts? Where can I get some?" "No man, I didn't buy them, I made my jordts last week!"
Dude, did you buy those jordts? Where can I get some?" "No man, I didn't buy them, I made my jordts last week!"
by Rich Janor February 12, 2009
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"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting
by jorts_man March 21, 2011
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A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.
“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”
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Get the Joey Jordison mug.Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.
I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.
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