Jordan Syndrome 

The inability to stay retired

I wish someone would infect Jenna Haze with Jordan Syndrome so she would come out of retirement.

Jordan Syndrome by Jiggo Swizzle January 4, 2012

Jordan Syndrome 

Unable to cope with being less skilled in an activity, a patient with Jordan Syndrome tries their hardest to look like an expert through verbal manipulation and circumstantial evidence.

“On god that nigga got Jordan Syndrome..”

Jordan Syndrome by The Real Champion June 28, 2022

Michael Jordan Syndrome 

Totally legitimate medical disorder in which a person argues that nothing new will ever compete with an older version. Also known as Star Wars Syndrome.

Julio thinks that Revenge of the Sith doesn't come close to comparing to the original Star Wars movies. Julio has Michael Jordan Syndrome.

Michael Jordan Syndrome by Stephen Ochocinco December 10, 2013

Missing Jordan syndrome

Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.

Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.

I've been sick this week and I don't know why, must be missing Jordan syndrome.

Missing Jordan syndrome by FaT-_-HeaD- June 20, 2020

Michael Jordan Syndrome 

A condition caused when an athlete is made out to be a god by the public and press. The symptoms of MJS are the following behaviors;

A: An inflated ego that grows to the point of thinking that you are better than everyone else and forgetting when you had nothing to the point where you think that you shouldnt give tips to your limo drivers, taxi drivers, bartenders, waiters, waitresses, golf caddies, etc.

B: Putting your name on a crappy pair of shoes that cost 35 cents to make in a chinese slave labor factory and selling them for $200 a pair.

C: Modeling mens underpants knowing you are immune to the consequences of losing your macho reputation.

D: Growing a mustache that resembles the one Hitler had which is insulting to Holocaust victims because you know you can get away with it.

E: Cheating on your spouse and asking (former) friends like Nik Ritchie if you can sleep with their wives.

F: Thinking that you are above everyone else despite the fact that no matter how much fortune and fame you have, your selfish and egotistical actions only prove that you are worse than the people who you look down upon.

Tonio-"Michael Jordan Syndrome is spreading like a disease, all these famous people act a fool jefe."

Hector-"Athletes and Celebs shouldnt make no more than 50k per year homes".

Michael Jordan Syndrome by truthtellernumber1001 May 31, 2014

Jordan Poole Syndrome 

When a male tends to act very different around the women , Or turns into mr funny guy and is obnoxiously different.
Turns into a whole different person when women are around

Yo this n** is really being jordan poole syndrome rn

Jordan Poole Syndrome by joxx3333 April 26, 2023