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infamous- jordain
Jordain by xox2hotforu May 1, 2009
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this sexy , funny, goood lookin person! hes the guy that you want to be best friends with! he got a FRESH tape and he got good dresscode! Hes the type of guy that you want as a husband! he has a hugee dick to! he is very athletic and likes to play basketball and football! He has good taste in girls! he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet!
A:oohh whos that fine male?
B:THAT IS A JORDAIN! MMM I WUD TAP THAT!
Jordain by coolstuff12 February 25, 2011
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Jordan Wray 

Another word for thief or scam artist among the car scene in Australia.
Don’t be a Jordan Wray! Do the right thing and just pay the money.
Jordan Wray by SayWhatWigga January 9, 2020

jordan carter

Jordan carter is so hot and sexy he is also known as playboi carti <3😫😫
Yo have you heard of Jordan Carter? Whose that ? PLAYBOI CARTI
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jeremy jordan

the hottest man alive
Jeremy Jordan is playing Zac Efron's part in the Broadway adaptation of the Greatest Showman.
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Jordan Poole Effect 

Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching
Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching

Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect
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Floppy Jordan

The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis
Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.
Floppy Jordan by Sadke June 17, 2013
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