Joass
When someone is being a fucking ass for absolutely no reason and is always picking on you somehow. That person also has a fatass.
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Joass
Slang shorthand used in similar context as "Whatever," "You so crazy" or "Get your ass out of here." Often used in response to something absurd.
Joass by shadowboxer8 August 16, 2012
Jossa
They are the most beautiful, sexy, and smart girls. They’re independent and don’t like asking people for shit. Have a curvy shape, great in bed, and make people jealous. Jossa is trust worthy and love helping others. They always get into a love triangle and get into situations they can’t get their self out of. And most likely keep their life private even if they have a lot. And one more thing is that they keep a lot of secret.(There is so much things about them that others can’t figure)
Jossa by Whythelookhun November 17, 2018
Jossalin
Jossalin's are very talented,playful, always wanting to help anyone out, smart, comical one of the best people in the world ,happy about life.BEAUTIFUL, but also stubborn as all
Jossalin by bubblegirl February 3, 2010
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jassidhu95 by Derpal January 30, 2019
Joss is Boss
Phrase: Coming from the filming of the movie Serenity. And meaning to cede control of a situation to a higher authority.
Joss is Boss by flashwildecard July 15, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."