Joozer

a friendly turtle of the still pond in northern virginia.

Dude! Look at Joozer go!
Joozer's really something.
Joozer, you're my best friend.

by Joozer Yooktoc June 2, 2010

Jooner

A member of the Jewish mafia, who is also a gooner. The Jewish Gooner Boys.

Person 1: You better watch out, that guy is connected with the mob. He's a jooner.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.

by MarkPooksh May 20, 2023

joozey

Something that is extremely wet and sticky and just keeps oozing.

"Jinkies!" Velma screamed, my pussay is joozey.

by Jethfhj April 9, 2017

Hoober Joober

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.

Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.

by ZetaS September 6, 2009

da Jooze

Basically, a mocking way of saying "the Jews", implying antisemites are unintelligent

Da Jooze peed my pants!

by Queen Buttrix July 17, 2021

Joezer

Meaning: "God is my help"

A chill and reserve person, at first glance he may seem serious and cold but actually is a very nice person who loves to make people laugh, even if it's at his own expense. Unfortunately, they can have a very kind nature that is easily exploited, due to people taking advantage, he may have severe trust issues with even the closest of friends and family. Usually very humble and closed off, they don't like to wander too far from their comfort zone. Once you get to know them though, they can be very good friends for life who'll help you in your times of need.

"Joezer is so nice but he keeps meeting the wrong people, hopefully it doesn't happen again"

by TheOnlyManWithThisName May 18, 2021

Jooze

Singular: Joo (less common)
Spelled-out pronunciation of "jews", referring to the Jewish people in a jocular manner over the Internet.

Passover is just for the Jooze.

by ttony21 April 20, 2008