Joozered

A state of being completely consumed by the liquor. Past frozzled, just before being passed the fuck out.

Yo dog I was so joozered last night that I pissed in some girls bookbag.

by Tha big d January 22, 2018

Joozer

a friendly turtle of the still pond in northern virginia.

Dude! Look at Joozer go!
Joozer's really something.
Joozer, you're my best friend.

by Joozer Yooktoc June 2, 2010