A guy who is younger than most people in his grade. Meaning small dick. This is a disadvatage for him and he tends to be fat, but has really cozy sweat shirts.
Dam it im such a Joost A. At least i still have my sweatshirts.
A Joostapfel is a holy object which was invented by god himself. The word Joostapfel comes from the German word Apfel which means apple and Joost. Joost is a synonym for supremacy, glory, power and a bit of autism.
A Joostapfel is a holy object which was invented by god himself. The word Joostapfel comes from the German word Apfel which means apple and Joost. Joost is a synonym for supremacy, glory, power and autism.
When a male and female are dancing, or grinding, and the male proceeds to get an erection, which he willingly allows to "poke," or joust into the female he is dancing with, sometimes causing awkwardness
Becky: "So I had so much fun at the club last night, did you?"
Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"