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A guy who is younger than most people in his grade. Meaning small dick. This is a disadvatage for him and he tends to be fat, but has really cozy sweat shirts.
Dam it im such a Joost A. At least i still have my sweatshirts.
Joost A by hehe101 October 19, 2009
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joust and run 

to jack off (Made up bye Eric and Matt)
Man im horny i gotta joust and run!
joust and run by Ferrariguy July 17, 2006

Joostapfel 

A Joostapfel is a holy object which was invented by god himself. The word Joostapfel comes from the German word Apfel which means apple and Joost. Joost is a synonym for supremacy, glory, power and a bit of autism.
lets all pray to the holy Joostapfel for fortune and a bright future
Joostapfel by Joostlover 6669 November 2, 2019

Joostapfel 

A Joostapfel is a holy object which was invented by god himself. The word Joostapfel comes from the German word Apfel which means apple and Joost. Joost is a synonym for supremacy, glory, power and autism.
lets pray to the holy Joostapfel to be blessed with fortune and a bright future
Joostapfel by Joostlover 6669 November 2, 2019

ass joust 

When a male and female are dancing, or grinding, and the male proceeds to get an erection, which he willingly allows to "poke," or joust into the female he is dancing with, sometimes causing awkwardness
Becky: "So I had so much fun at the club last night, did you?"

Melissa: "Well, this guy I was dancing with totally ass jousted me for like ten minutes before I pepper-sprayed his ass."
ass joust by Bean of the Chilli February 26, 2009

amstetten joust 

A dance manouvere when you bend 1 knee and then spin 180degrees and do the same again
Hey are you coming down to joeys for an amstetten joust
amstetten joust by joescellar August 12, 2009
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